Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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