We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
