His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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