i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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