I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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