No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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