It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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