yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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