Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's shark week go big or go home
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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