How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Randomize
