Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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