# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just invented taco cereal.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize