So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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