Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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