# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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