all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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