I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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