my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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