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(952): View more from Minnesota

I love watching others lives come down to our level.

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(386): View more from Florida

he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"

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(410): View more from Maryland

just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.

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(219): View more from Indiana

By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.

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(361): View more from Texas

Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head

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(509): View more from Washington

If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP

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(702): View more from Nevada

It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.

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