i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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