They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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