Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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