Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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