Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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