Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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