with your own penis?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
