Need sex. Gaining weight.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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