But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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