Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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