Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
this just has baby written all over it
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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