Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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