Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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