Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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