**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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