So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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