i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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