why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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