shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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