that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm like, not good at living.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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