What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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