You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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