was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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