Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Randomize