please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine