just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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