But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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