I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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