At least make sure they are 18
Why
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Two words: blizzard sex
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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