forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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