im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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