I don't usually arrange sex via text message
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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