I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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