Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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