i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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