Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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